rematch

 [delusion, seclusion and conclusion is NOT filmed before a live studio audience.]

Hello?

Oh, no, not me again…

I’d say ‘in the flesh,’ but we both know better, don’t we? Good job, you remembered your perspective correctly.

Hey, how come when I address y– um, me, I have to use “me,” but me, by which I mean you, gets to use “you?” If that makes any sense.

Aha, the heart of the matter, then, is it? Very well, you have to use “me,” because I am simply a part of you. So, to you, I am you. But to me, you are simply…. You know, sometimes it’s just easier to call you a dumbass.

I suppose.. So, what do I want this time.

Keep you thinking, I suppose, and, therefore, you suppose.

Wait a second, do I control what I am saying or thinking to myself?

Don’t know. Do you?

Hmm, I would say that…..

Do you mean the you-you or the you-me?

……are you done?

Confused yet?

Yes, are we happy about that?

Take that, logic!

….

I suppose I’m the part of your brain that is most bored.

Don’t suppose there’s anything I can do about that.

Not really. Although, I suppose you could stop arguing with yourself.

Right, and let me walk away undefeated? I don’t think so.

Now, when you say “I don’t think so,” do you mean the I-you or the–

Shut up.